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First Mate’s Fury – Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala Blend
$17.99
Ration Size: 12oz
Set sail with First Mate’s Fury! This medium roast blend of Brazilian, Colombian, and Guatemalan beans delivers rich praline sweetness, nutty chocolate, and a smooth, well-rounded body. Freshly roasted and roast-to-order, it’s the perfect cup to fuel your day and chart your next adventure.
Blend Composition:
- Caturra
- Colombia
- Castillo
- Typica
- Bourbon
- Catuaí
- Mundo Novo
A masterful Brazilian, Colombian, and Guatemalan blend crafted for praline sweetness, nutty richness, and a smooth, balanced finish ideal for everyday brewing.
| Sailed From | Brazil, Colombia, and Guatemala |
| Roast | Medium |
| Pirate’s Palate | Nutty, Praline, and Smooth |
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Brew Treasure Worth the Voyage
Not all treasure be gold, matey. Some shines in rich cocoa, bright fruit, or a smooth caramel swirl. Whatever course ye chart, our roasts keep yer sails full and yer spirits high. A brew worth plunderin’, indeed. Raise yer cup to the legendary First Mate’s Fury!
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Being that yer First Mate’s Fury – Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala Blend be consumables, our crew can’t take ’em back once opened—it’d run afoul o’ the Food Code o’ the Seas (the landlubbers call it the FDA). But if somethin’ arrives spoiled, damaged, or not up to Golden Skull standards, send a raven (or a message) and we’ll make it right faster than a pirate can spot buried treasure.
Are any purchases final sale?
Once yer First Mate’s Fury – Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala Blend sets sail from our hold, it be final—no returns on opened coffee or goods, lest ye summon a miracle. But worry not! If yer loot arrives damaged or not up to Golden Skull standards, send a raven and our crew will make it right faster than a cannonball hits the deck.
When will I get my order?
Every order of First Mate’s Fury – Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala Blend be roasted and packed fresh to order, matey! On rare occasions, the monster-filled seas may cause a wee delay, but our hearty crew usually has yer treasure on its way in 3–4 business days. After that, it’s up to our trusty second-in-command (the delivery service) to steer it safely to yer shores.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our blends hail from smallholder farms across Brazil, Mexico, Colombia, Indonesia, and Guatemala. Then our coastal crew in Oregon roasts each batch of First Mate’s Fury – Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala Blend to order and packs it with care, crafting bold flavors fit for any deckhand’s cup.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping depends on the amount of yer First Mate’s Fury – Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala Blend and where your ship docks. See the exact cost on the map at checkout — for a single box, the fee be a mere 5 dabloons ($5)! Your treasure will reach you swift as a sea breeze.
